3-Step Framework for 0.5s Load Time
3-Step Framework for 0.5s Load Time
3-Step Framework for 0.5s Load Time

The Load Time Lie

Most developers stop optimizing after hitting "good enough" scores (usually 2-3s). Here's what happens when you obsess over every millisecond:

Client: E-commerce (DTC supplements)
Before (Shopify "Optimized" Theme):

  • 2.1s load (desktop)

  • 4.3s mobile

  • $1.2M/year revenue

After Our Redesign:

  • 0.48s desktop / 0.92s mobile (WebPageTest)

  • $1.8M revenue (+50%) in 6 months


The Technical Breakdown

  1. The 300ms Challenge
    Google's 2018 study found 300ms delays hurt conversions 5-8%. Our fixes:

    • Host hero text in HTML (no font load)

    • Inline critical CSS under 5KB

    • Lazy load everything below fold

  2. Framer-Specific Tactics

    • Disable unused CMS fields (saves ~200ms)

    • Replace Lottie with CSS animations (saves 300KB)

    • Set all images to loading="lazy"

  3. The Testing Rig
    We test on:

    • Moto G4 (3G)

    • iPhone 12 (5G)

    • Desktop (Chrome/Firefox)


When Speed Isn't Everything

  • Marketing sites needing video backgrounds

  • Art portfolios

  • Clients who insist on custom fonts

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Answers to your questions

What’s your typical project timeline?

How do you handle revisions and feedback?

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Client Results Speak Loudest

Don’t take my word for it , here’s what happens when brutalist design meets business objectives

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    Taylor K.

    Founder @ Fintech Startup

    "Snoweirdo closed our $1.2M funding round before we showed the deck."

  • man in white and black pinstripe suit jacket
    Devin R.

    CEO of LashEnv

    "Hired Snoweirdo over 3 agencies because his Noche case studies read like business plans."

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    Jordan M.

    Head of Growth @ Devvy

    "Our conversion rate jumped 37% after implementing Snoweirdo's UX principles"

  • man standing near to tree
    Taylor K.

    Founder @ Fintech Startup

    "Snoweirdo closed our $1.2M funding round before we showed the deck."

  • man standing near to tree
    Taylor K.

    Founder @ Fintech Startup

    "Snoweirdo closed our $1.2M funding round before we showed the deck."

  • man in white and black pinstripe suit jacket
    Devin R.

    CEO of LashEnv

    "Hired Snoweirdo over 3 agencies because his Noche case studies read like business plans."

  • man wearing Lacoste zip-up hooded top
    Jordan M.

    Head of Growth @ Devvy

    "Our conversion rate jumped 37% after implementing Snoweirdo's UX principles"

  • man standing near to tree
    Taylor K.

    Founder @ Fintech Startup

    "Snoweirdo closed our $1.2M funding round before we showed the deck."

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